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[20 Mar 2004|07:14pm]
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Cassie's Funniest Situations...in 1 day. [18 Mar 2004|06:37pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | NONE ]

**::The funniest things happened 2day!::**

my mom was picking me up from school and we see this car with a bumper sticker taht says "No fat bitches allowed" and my mom reads it and says:
"Oh god, can u belive that? that is so rude. Only an idiot would put that on his windshield, and I mean look and that guy! he's just an ugly little pipsqueak who looks like he has a dick the size of my thumb! I could probably take em' down in a second! I mean, if he was hott shit, I guess he would have SOME right to say what he wants, but look at him!"
I just stared @ her 4 maybe a second, appalled and with my mouth dropped...then...I STARTED LAUGHING HISTERICALLY!!!!!!! it was SO funny! and then i got out my tape recorder and asked her 2 say it again! HAHAHA!
yeah that's my mom yall!
But really, my mom is a very respectable and Sweet person. She's a lawyer, and only SOMTIMES does she get all ghetto on me but I love her 2 death.

Also, she was driving 2 school and we saw this girl with the biggest butt in the world and we were all, "GHETTO BOOTIE!" haha!
(Sry i'm not usually this mean, but i'm sick and when I'm sick, i don't wanna deal with nething and i'm really mean)
Then we saw this lady pick out a wedgie when she was walking!!

We pulled up @ a gas station and these kids were just hanging out and skateboarding where cars pull up. how stupid is taht! but neway, we really couldn't tell if they were boys or girls, they were just 1 of those groups u know? so we pull in to a different car slot thingy and my mom is about 2 fill up the gas, and it was having problems. so she tries 2 wave or get the guys attention in the store, but he's 1 of those guys so he isn't paying attention.

meeanwhile, Cole and I r very ammused at these kids because they couldn't skateboard 4 a jellybean. so we're just laughing, and then this girl, (this 1 we could tell the gender) gets on the skateboard and is probably the worst 1 of all. my mom says, "hey can u honk the horn 4 me?" and i say "y?" and she says "just do it" so i'm like "ok"

so i honk, and Cole starts laughing hysterically! and i'm like wat? he says u scared taht girl riding the skateboard and she fell right on her ass! so I look @ her and she's on her butt with her hair all in her face laughing! so I start laughing 2, and I tell my mom, "did u do that on purpose?" and she's all, "Do wat? I was trying 2 get the gas dude's attention in teh store." so i tell her wat happened, and she says "Did u think I did taht on purpose?" and I'm all, yeah. lol ahahah!!

<3 Cass
i g2g buy a calculator
BYE!

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Gang GREEN [17 Mar 2004|04:44pm]
[ mood | sick ]
[ music | Outkast - Roses ]

i'm sick and i feel like shit!
my throat & head hurt, & i'm sniffly. Also i'm haveing really bad cramps. like everytime i flex or stretch my stomach it hurts SO BADLY. i think i might barf. I came home early from school 2day.

The good thing is that my dad is bringing me IN-N-OUT burger! yay! ow!

Happy St. Patty's Day!
:(
<3 Cass

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CHEESE! [13 Mar 2004|06:33pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Michelle Branch - Hotel Paper ]

we had a photo shoot 2day!

We did a family photo shoot 2day with Bonnie Holland who did my headshots. it was SO much fun. we did pictures of the family of 4, me and Cole, Cole and dad, mom and dad, me and mom, and then singles. it was so cool. i had a lot of fun. my mom kept crying and saying "You guyz r so beautiful" and we kept saying "Thank u!...now turn off the water works!" or "Turn off the foset!" or "Fix the leaky pipe!" or something like that. but it was great. Bonnie is SO nice, and she's such a great photographer. She did a couple of pictures with me dancing in the air. they were so cool. She's amazing. she also makes u feel right @ home.

***If any1 out there wants headshots or family photos or something, leave me a comment or email, call, IM watever. she's really good. I'll add her website. 

<3 Cass

CLICK HERE for Bonnie's Link
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[13 Mar 2004|06:22pm]
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Stuff in COMMON [12 Mar 2004|10:35pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]
[ music | Britney Spears - Toxic ]

I went with my friend Chris to the commons 4 his 16th b-day. we ate @ maramalades then went 2 go c Hidalgo. I got 2 meet his cool friends! 1 of his friends had this thing about forks. lol. he had 2 have the right fork and he asked if tehy had any other kinds of forks and the waiter came out and bought a whole bunch of tehm out 4 him so he could pick 1. lol! he tried about each individual 1! lol it was funny.

After we went 2 c Hidalgo, we came outside and I saw my friend Max! i can't beleive I saw him there! right when i got 2 the commons i thought "hey maybe i'll c Max there" but I didn't think I would. but yeah it was cool.

I also saw my friend Emily there and I kept calling her name but she didn't hear me. I was waving 2 and this guy thought i was waving 2 him so he waved back! lol and i'm all "No dude! i'm not waving 2 u!"
hahaha! Me and his friend Ashley had a lot in common. it was alot of fun. Thanx Chris!
but i'm so tired, it weared me out.
<3 Cass

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[11 Mar 2004|03:38pm]
[ mood | okay ]
[ music | Black Eyed Peas - Where is the Love ]

i have 2 finish my main lesson book and then math...i think that's it...o! omg my spanish teacher got into a car accident!! she hit her head!...taht's all we know. I'm sad! i hope she's ok.

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Cassie's News Station [10 Mar 2004|03:31pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]
[ music | Stacie Orrico - More To Life ]

OMG the funniest thing happened yesterday.
My cousin was takeing me 2 my tutor and she just put some mosterizer on. it got in her eyes and they started 2 tear! so she's driving and telling me "o got my eyes hurt like hell! and this is really bad especially if i'm driving" so i'm like o shit i hope we don't get itno an accident or anything. So I tell her, "wipe your eyes with your shirt or something" (because we couldn't find a tissue)so she does and it leaves a little stain! so she says "O crap i have a stain! I have a dinner party 2nite!" so she takes ehr water bottle and tries 2 pour a little bit of water on it and instead she spills it ALL OVER HERSELF! including her crouch area!! it was so funny. she was laughing 2 but i also kinda felt bad, but itw as SO FUNNY! I was laughing so hard.

Also something really stupid happened yesterday
I did this report and we had 2 turn in notecards. we had 2 put 4 notecards in the front pocket, and 4 in the back pocket. i turned it in and it turns out that the first 4 notecards fall out! and so my teacher was backing out of the driveway in her car, and she notices a notecard on the ground. she picks it up, and by accident she had RUN OVER IT!! the other 3 were lost and she only found that 1! so she tells me she accidently ran over it and she gives me the notecard, which now looks like something died on it! i was like "WHAT?!" because i worked really hard on this report and even if 1 little thing got messed up, i would explode!! So i got a D on the report, but not because of the cards because I had forgotten 2 turn my outline in with it....GRR!

2day Jake cut me in line for Ameeci's and i kept pushing and pushing and he wouldn't BUDGE! FINALLY, when I got in front of me, he just picked me up and moved me aside...IT'S NOT FAIRE!

i think i'm getting sick 2...

I finished "Saint Maybe" by Anne Tyler!! FINALLY! we had 2 read it for Novel class. I DIDN'T LIEK IT!

I'm also only allowed 2 go on the computer 4 half-an-hour ONLY every night...it sux.. but it's ok i guess.

<3 Cass

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Reader Reader Pumpkin Eater [08 Mar 2004|05:05pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Reading the funnies ]

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Book Worm [08 Mar 2004|05:01pm]
[ mood | mellow ]
[ music | R. Kelly - Thoing Thoing ]

I went 2 the LIBRARY 2day!! YAY!!...jk. we r doing a research paper for math...weird huh? we r actually doing it with our Research teacher though...so yeah...my math matician is Rene Descartes. I wanted 2 check out a book in the reference section but tehy wouldn't let me :( so i photo copied a couple pages.did u know it costs $.15 per page u photo copy? it's like WHO CARES if u photo copy something. CAN'T ANYTHING B FREE!?! stupid materialistic freaks....sry... Anyway, I sat in on creative writing 2day instead of drama. i might switch, now that the play's over. I dunno, it was cool. WE also had our Author Oral reports 2day. my author is Willa Cather. I actually forgot my bibliography and my picture by accident :( but i wasn't the only 1 so it was ok.
yeah not that exciting. at elast @ the library I got 2 hang out with Gwen, Toni, & Emily.
<3 Cass

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Gwen's House [05 Mar 2004|10:04pm]
[ mood | lonely ]
[ music | 50 Cent - 21 Questions ]

I went 2 Gwen's house after school. We watched "Saving Silverman" (IT'S THE FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER!) and I helped her with her chores. I really like cleaning stuff so it was cool. (I know i'm weird) We also had chocolate milk and her mom made brownies. Also we took the Hershey's Syrup and sprayed it in your mouths when her mom wasn't looking. lol. it was fun. we played Mario Kart on Gamecube with her brother Ian. He tried 2 steal the syrup from us though. GRRR... it was awesome.
Thanx Gwen!

Sadly, She's moving 2 Seattle, Washington as soon as her house sells. her dad took the job down there and her neighbors r really bad people. She doesn't wanna go though...
I'm going 2 feel kinda lonely when she leaves.

If u ever need anything Gwen, I'm here 4 u.
<3 Cass

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Fallin' [03 Mar 2004|05:34pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]
[ music | John Mayer - Clarity ]

Something really weird happened yesterday
I was walking and I tripped but....I think I might have lost my motor skills 4 a second and just collapsed because when I was on the ground, I look behind me and I didn't trip on anything. Some people saw me fall and this morning I asked 1 of them wat I tripped on and he said "The sidewalk"...that's IMPOSSIBLE because the sidewalk didn't have any ditches or anything where I fell...I didn't get much sleep that night and I did feel kinda dizzy before I fell, but i'm not sure...hey i might have just...tripped..i dunno.

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Trendy STYLE Tip: [20 Feb 2004|09:56pm]

Toothbrush Bracelet: Accessory

You Need:

Cheap plastic toothbrushes from your local grocery store ( Preferably COLGATE the flat toothbrushes with pictures for little kids)(try one out first before buying alot, not all of them bend)

· Pot half-way full of boiling water

· Pliers / tweezers

· Tongs

· A bowl full of cold water

How To:

1. get an old toothbrush u don't use anymore that has like Spiderman, Barbie, Batman, watever on it.

2. Take pliers or scissors or something an cut the brissles off. EVERY1, so it's bald.

3. boil the toothbrush into boiling hot water for as long as it takes.

4. take it out with Tongs or a fork or something.

NOTE: DON'T USE YOUR HANDS!!!!!! YOU'LL BURN YOURSELF!!

5. take a towel or something and bend it 2 the size of your wrist.

6. put it on and go in style! You now have a cool toothbrush bracelet!!

You can also buy a whole bunch of em and do them all @ once!

My friend Mac showed me how 2 do this and made me 1! mine has Skateboard Barbie on it! ;)

 

Brought 2 u by Mackenzie H. and teen girl clothing

Thanx  Mac!

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What kind of eyes do u have? [20 Feb 2004|09:09pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]
[ music | Bow Wow - Lets Get Down ]

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2day... [19 Feb 2004|07:00pm]
[ mood | busy ]
[ music | nothin' ]

hey, i had rehearsal today again. I have Saturday off (thank god) which is cool. 2day rehearsal was from 10-5 because some of the girls had a basketball playoff game and they wanted them 2 have plenty of time 2 get ready. I wish I hadn't signed up 4 drama. 4 1 thing, (out of many reasons) I just don't like this guys teaching method.

Toni reccomended me 2 a women name Michelle 2 do my waxing cuz i have very sensitive skin. every time I get a wax, I break out. I have a wax person already, and my mom is going 2 ask her if she has different kind of wax for sensitive skin types.
I g2g. Cole & I r going 2 work out. c ya!
<3 Cass

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